So I give the four legged cunt a good kick when no ones looking.
“Don’t hang the washing out, I’ll fucking do it!!” I say as she makes a bee line for the washing machine.
Funny how she can work a fucking washing machine, but the shrivelled old grey cunt can’t operate a fucking TV set up and wants me to put on her blue rinse prime time cunt fest that is ‘Downton Abbey’ for fucks sake.
The cunt can’t cook either, “do you want to make dinner?” she asks, then adds “you’re the cook after all”
???? fucking radge old cunt. Fuck off!!
I am going to give in to the urge to push the old windbag down the stairs in the hope she’ll break her fucking neck in the fall thereby stopping her from using any more of my valuable oxygen.
Then the dog goes to the local abbatoir! Arf!
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish
Mr HD, I understand your pain. My mother in law lives in some foul smelling tenement in Tipton, while I’m living in paradise in New Zealand: 5 bedroom house; kids fucked off; no Maoris. However, she has conspired with my wife to come over here at Christmatide. Two fucking months. My dozy son, who lives in Perth, Australia is coming over to see his ‘nan’. Shit. He expects to see some sweet old lady. How can I prepare him for the morbidly obese, tattooed monstrosity which will lumber off the tarmac rushing outside to suck up nicotine on a Richmond filter tip?
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I saw six men kicking and punching the Mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough’.
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My mother in law was quite nice. Always made me bacon butties and tea. Dead now though.
My mother, well, that’s a different matter entirely. Hard to think of kind word about her really, so I’ll shut up.
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I NEVER WANT ONE
A CUNT WITH A CUNT
THE CHINESE KNOWS
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WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY KNOW,
THE CHINESE LEGEND GROWS..
LEVEL 43.
‘THE CHINESE WAY’
PURPLE CUNTING BROCCOLI.
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