9 thoughts on “Jamie Oliver [4]

  1. 4 cunt nominations is that all? Pukka mate got away lightly. Basil loves tomataas, Rosemary best mates with a lotherly leg of lamb, Jamie best mates with, er? slober slober, spit, drool. Pukka.

    Those people you see on the old Sainsbury adverts. Same people in the Dorito adverts, rent a mates! wicked mate! Cant beat ’em. No one loves Jamie except my kids Buddy bear, Boozie foo, Rectum-Saffron and Rumplestilskin-squarepants. They’ll get bullied like fuck with names like that, spit drool just like that Johnny Cash song, a boy named Pukka. They can be Patronizing hated rich cunts when they grow up. Just like me. lotherly jubbly spit in food wank.

    If only the poor in Britain wouldn’t eat Mcaccy D’s like I feed my kids they’d be pukka like the Mediterranean peasants I met in the Naples branch of Sainsbury. Feeding their chavies with cheap supermarket crap like turkey twizzlers? Glad you asked only £2 a bag down Sainsbury’s.

    By my new book: “How to live pukka on tucker you poor fucker”. Available at Sainsbury’s and Conservative party central office. I’m fucking great I am spit drool condescend olive oil wank slobber farmers market flobber drool British kids are lazy shit wank underpay little bit of paprika spit on food pukka.

  2. And it’s got so much yeast in it, it gives me an itchy cunt! Now there’s a good reason to give this Jamie Oliver the cunting of his life.

  3. THIS IS WHAT PRICK EDD RECKONS OF JAMIE CUNTIVER…

    cunt since day one…i hope he dies tomorrow night..seriously
    id rather he dies soon than win the LOTTO..i could do with the cash too
    BuT honestly THE CUNT MUST DIE THIS YEAR…CHRISTMAS MORNING
    will suit me or on his mums bithday…where the cunt was spawned

  4. Let’s get this straight
    He invented the term “cunt”.others try he succeeds what a vile waste of an alimentary canal.
    Truly a cunts cunt. ..

  5. oh fuck, jesus christ almighty

    Look at that face, change the hair…another pigfucker, urethral sound, luvverly jubbly right up into bladder, butt plug I cream my pants every time I get on my hipster-Vespa

    fake-gorblimey real wankstain

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