Boris Johnson [3]

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Lo-lo-look here you riff raff plebs. I made wiff waff come home and I-I-I think it jolly well did. Closing fire stations… fuck em, I’m so rich I have my own personal plebs to put fires out, er er you call them the homeless I call them fire extinguishers. Ha ha ha, wiff waff and flim flam.

After shagging Teresa May all day one likes dip ones cock in something a little less acidic, vinegar for my cock! Hoorah… No more taxes for rich people only the plebs and let that be a lesson for you the hoi-ploy, being a bumbling cunt I-I-I is good for the country. Now where did I put my syrup? B-b-b-b-b-b I must of left it on one my my shitty bikes.

Remember, poor scum, Bojo for PM, wiff waff all round.

Nominated by: Boris Johnson

6 thoughts on “Boris Johnson [3]

  1. I would like to nominate the filthy French. Greasy, shoulder shrugging, garlic smelling cunts who spell better than they pronounce. Couldn’t win a war even if they were fighting the Eyeties. Leave the real fighting to the beer drinking nations you dirty, wanky cunts. Jacques Cousteu is a total cunt as well.

  2. Ian Duncan Smith is a massive cunt. No special reason – I just don’t think it can be stated and restated often enough.

    • Tony Bliar is a scottish cunt of epic proportions and needs to be tried for war crimes, and the labour party needs nuking

  3. Pfieffel cunt.
    Hope someone one day gives this fat flaccid prick the fucking hiding he deserves!
    Back to Bullingdon for you arsewipe…

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