My view of yankland in the ‘70s? Vast arses squeezed into huge crap cars. Vomit sweet takeaway food. Coffee floating in liquid sugar. Huge portions glued together by cheap corn syrup.
Now a tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.
NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.
Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all
Come to the conclusion that all americans are addicts. Fast food, guns, therapy, gas guzzling cars, social insincerity, homicide, large tits – the list is endless. America, land of the excess. And what lies behind addiction? Insecurity.
So they need us old school Brits standing behind them ready to give it up the arse as required. The heart of the special relationship donchaknow. Back to the good old days before independence. They have no history. Only ours. So they gorge themselves. They are adolescents self harming. Crass scared kids running the world.
And that is a state of the union deliberation after a few glasses of fine tawny port followed by several snifters of 15 yr old whiskey. The yanks are in charge now. Scares a fellow shitless.
Why did I get lured in by this you cunt? Walmart stores full of yank blubber bursting out of skin tight hot pants. Oh Unlovely America. Liked the cunt who had shit his joggers and the the fat nude old slapper in the see-through pacamac though.
What terrible cunting bad photo. She looks neither man nor woman. That shampoo stuff hasn’t done this cunt much good in the looks department. She should lather up her cunt with that shampoo and her cunting cunt might look as smooth as her cuntard face.
Cunt? then some
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Und zo. Zeems like ein nice arisch boy. Blue eyes, blond hair. Ze Fuhrer fucks him za. Zis cures his dandruff.
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Inspired by your thoughts on the US Air Force Dio. Perhaps our friend’s photo would be appropriate: http://www.phibetaiota.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/American-Pig.jpeg
Fat Fuck Yank Cunt Disease
My view of yankland in the ‘70s? Vast arses squeezed into huge crap cars. Vomit sweet takeaway food. Coffee floating in liquid sugar. Huge portions glued together by cheap corn syrup.
Now a tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.
NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.
Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all
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Love the picture dear boy. Used it to illustrate a forthcoming Shitipedia post on fast food.
Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?!?
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Some folk are just fucking stupid. Check out the ‘people of wallmart’. Enough to give white trash a bad name.
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Come to the conclusion that all americans are addicts. Fast food, guns, therapy, gas guzzling cars, social insincerity, homicide, large tits – the list is endless. America, land of the excess. And what lies behind addiction? Insecurity.
So they need us old school Brits standing behind them ready to give it up the arse as required. The heart of the special relationship donchaknow. Back to the good old days before independence. They have no history. Only ours. So they gorge themselves. They are adolescents self harming. Crass scared kids running the world.
And that is a state of the union deliberation after a few glasses of fine tawny port followed by several snifters of 15 yr old whiskey. The yanks are in charge now. Scares a fellow shitless.
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Why did I get lured in by this you cunt? Walmart stores full of yank blubber bursting out of skin tight hot pants. Oh Unlovely America. Liked the cunt who had shit his joggers and the the fat nude old slapper in the see-through pacamac though.
Orf to bugger the butler and to bed.
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Happy to oblige, Sir Limply.
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What terrible cunting bad photo. She looks neither man nor woman. That shampoo stuff hasn’t done this cunt much good in the looks department. She should lather up her cunt with that shampoo and her cunting cunt might look as smooth as her cuntard face.
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