Sorry kiddies but if I dial the number I know I will get endless fund raising calls from armies of charity slaves.
Give £2 a month to help… better minimum £5… better £10 a month by Standing Order (the Holy Grail). I can take your bank details now so we can go on paying lots of money to our professional fund raiser bosses.
Save the Children? Sod the cunts. I’d rather save my money
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke