Steven Seagal [2]

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Cunt that’s irritated a fellow’s bowls for many years is mock former martial artist turned crap movie blubber man crime fighter Steven (C-gal) Seagal.

Shuffles through mind minging cheap straight to DVD films wearing an ex-dracular syrup with an acting style that’s strictly mahogany. And pretends to be a sheriff in Louisiana!!

Counts Vladimir Putin as his number one fan so assured cunt status.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

12 thoughts on “Steven Seagal [2]

  1. Big Steve belongs to the ‘eyebrow’ school of method acting. He can portray a rich catalogue of emotions by subtle movements of the caterpillars while maintaining his face in rigid repose. If it was up to me I’d burn them off thus depriving him of his acting ability. Total cunt on a stick.

  2. This C-gal cunt needs a good 2×4 in them cunting eyebrows not to mention a good kick up the arse. He botoxes his face and he looks worse than in real life. I think he should think about botoxing his cunting cunt!!!

    • Understand that C-gal injects a combo of botox and viagra for that extra lift.

  3. UNDER SEIGE WAS GOOD…CUNTISH IN EVERYTHING ELSE…HE SHOULD HAVE DIED IN 1994 AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A CULT…NEVER KUNTINGMINDEHCUNT

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