Halifax [2]

halifax-x

Halifax gives you Xtra.

Xtra stress, xtra shite, xtra brain damage, xtra fucking aggro!

Totally. Fucking. Useless. Cunts.

Xtra long phone queues.

“Could this be another example of Halifax not giving a fuck?” I asked. “Could be” said the man in the call centre.

Xtra cunty cunts.

Nominated by : Dioclese

4 thoughts on “Halifax [2]

  1. spot on- i rang em 5 times recently-cunts- actually i rang lloyds and some cunt answered said halifax – told them 5 occasions something, then out of blue, the cunts rang me and threatened me-admitted publicly they dont put notes on their systems when you ring them at front desks/call centres even tho they say they are. cunting liars.
    ombudsman is on the case- cunts cunts cunts -sounds like spam song?, ?
    cunts cunts cunts, cunts cunts cunts 🙂

  2. Had occaision to telephone the scots cunts in regard to the maters pension. Some fucking caledonian call centre with retarded scots nats student dosser cunts incapable of speaking the Queen’s English. Could not fathom a word of their damn degenerate gibberish. ‘Em? ‘Em? ‘Em? Tossers tried to get shirty with me because I not unreasonably dared to tell them to shut the fuck up and stop filling my shell like with scots nat dosser shite. Wanking cunts.

  3. A nomination

    Cunt that’s irritated a fellow’s bowls for many years is mock former martial artist turned crap movie blubber man crime fighter Steven (C-gal) Seagal.

    Shuffles through mind minging cheap straight to DVD films wearing an ex-dracular syrup with an acting style that’s strictly mahogany. And pretends to be a sheriff in Louisiana!!

    Counts Vladimir Putin as his number one fan so assured cunt status.

    http://www.joe.ie/uploads/s/35/756//segal%20putin.jpg
    C-gal gives it to Putin up the arse – twice!

  4. I want to nominate that cunt Scipio Africanus. Swanning about the Mediterranean as if he owned it. Gladius stuck up his arse by all accounts. And don’t get me going about Cartagena! Anyway, Hannibal was a better general.

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