Justin Welby

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Apparently, our new Archbishop likes to be referred to as Archbish of Canters. Archbish Cunters would be more like it!

Apparently the Right Irrelevant Justin Welby, Archbish Cunters, wants us to piss our taxes up the wall by increasing foreign aid. That’s foreign aid that does fuck all to help the poor and starving. Aid that goes in the pockets of despotic African cunts. Aid that buys learjets, palaces and fucking gold toilets.

God save us from arseholes like Justin the Jenerous! He who would give even more of our money to those who simply turn it around and send it to offshore accounts. Send your own money, you disgusting little man. Or better yet, empty the church coffers. You know, some of the millions invested in stocks and shares. Piety? My 15 year old Jack Russell has more compassion for the world.

The man is a total fucking cunt. A pissant of the highest water. No wonder the Church of England is seen as increasingly irrelevant and is rapidly disappearing down the toilet of life – which is frankly where it belongs.

It’s down to cunts like Archbish Cunters!

Nominated by : Dioclese (with h/t to Cap’n Ranty & Leg Iron)

4 thoughts on “Justin Welby

  1. I fucking hate religious cunts. All hoity toity and shit. Then they go on and fuck kids. If Jesus came down to earth today he would be a Jew. Anyway, that vicar better sell off some fucking religious relics and shit if he wants to send money to starving kids in Africa. I say, what about the starving kids in Tipton? Fuck, a chalice could keep a family of four in blue pop and chips for a fucking month. I’d like to burn that cunt. Not all over, just the face.

  2. A festive nomination for you…Christmas trees are cunts. With their oohh look at me I’m all green and pretty and smell of pine (Dog piss after two days in my house). They should be left in the ground where they eventually die a horribly protracted death over a century or so. That’ll teach ’em. The decoration wearing, off-centre leaning, hoover blocking, end up in my front garden until March, top-of-the-tree fairy wearing bastards. Fuck ’em!

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