Laura Hamilton

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Seldon have I ever come across such a rude, condescending, patronising prat as Place in the Sun presenter Laura Hamilton.

She proudly tells us that she has renovated 7 houses in 10 years and this makes her the ideal expert to advise the poor dumb sods that come on this show which properties they should buy. 7 houses! Wow! I’m so fucking impressed! Clearly she was so good as a property developer that she had to take a crap job presenting for Channel 4.

And just once I would like to see the airheaded bitch actually take a blind bit of notice as to what they actually want. But then young Laura knows best, and if you disagree she’ll just tell you’re a cunt.

Apparently she came second on Dancing on Ice. Second! That about sums her up. Second fucking rate!

And the cunt has fat legs too.

Nominated by : FU

7 thoughts on “Laura Hamilton

  1. Latest nomination to celebrate the end of Time Team (new ones anyway)

    My old Eton fags recall union activist, crap actor, former Baldrick and Time Team presenter Tony Robinson emerging out of the right on rat holes of the 80s Brighton arts scene. Before that he did similar things in Bristol apparantly.

    So Time Team has run out of time after 20 years but the endless repeats remain, padding out daytime Freeview scheduling where Tumbrils Tony continues to shoe horn in his marxist mantra alongside Carry on Cabby and Dickinson’s Real Deal.

    The March of Time Team starts with the svelt pig tailed Tony talking to da yoot, shape shifts into cunt with skid mark dyed beard and finishes with the current bald champagne socialist fat old fuck.

    Time Team’s legacy? Archeology for all? It has tought white van man to buy a metal detector and find the best sites to ravage for the car boot sale.

    Tony Robinson, a cunt for the common man

  2. Hey, hang on a bit. She doesn’t look a half bad cunt though. Can see why she got on the telly. No idea about the show but she can wank me off anytime. Hows dat for a deposit?

  3. Life is a bitch erh? Think the original poster might just have been educated with Ms Hamilton and had clearly been a relative failure in her life….Femi. Rather than reflect on your on your shortcomings to appreciate and address a relative lack of success it’s easier to lash out and abuse those who have gone some way to realising their ambitions…..but you can teach a bitter old dog new tricks and I’m sure you’ll prove no exception to the rule. Grow up and move on.

  4. she has THE most annoying voice and facial expressions ever oh and is a total CUNT

  5. her cunt smells worse than a fishing trawler that has been left in the sun for 6 weeks.
    A talent-less, bug-eyed coke-head who has sucked more cock than Susanna Reid to get on TV and her cunt is a cesspit for disease.
    She makes Graham Norton’s arsehole look inviting.

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