Dan Penteado

Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders.

A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to realise that blagging housing benefit while appearing on national TV as a leather clad biker presenter is not a good idea.

If you do that then keep your helmet on cunt.

Have you learned nothing from the the rogue traders on Rogue Traders.

There are a number of offences. Some relate to failing to disclose a bank account which his wages were paid into, others relate to failing to notify a change in his circumstances when he was hired by the BBC. Johanne McNamara, prosecuting, told magistrates: Mr Penteado was claiming housing and council tax benefit on the basis he was a full-time student with a family.

Mr Cunteado is also revered in certain circles as a leather god my old Eton fags reliably inform me. So on yer bike and take it up the arse back to Portugal dago perves delight cunt.



Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

38 thoughts on “Dan Penteado

  1. Jimmy Carr is a smug, funny as diarrhoea, tax dodging type of Cunt
    I hope HMRC probe your face with a fucking shovel you tight arsed plastic faced Bastard. What a Cunt.

  2. A worthy cunt indeed but I regret Ollie Burton’s Grandad is not up to his usual bilefull standard. Perhaps his incontinence pants had just been changed and the old cunt felt more at ease with the world.

    Jimmy Carr is a Cambridge cunt and former Shell marketing exec with a millionaire father. Well placed then to understand the woes of the world. He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy with his hand up his own arse working his face. His persona is Botox max and is never seen without makeup (the poor cunt is getting a bit old and jowly to cut it with the yoof). He does do some real work though. He applies his own eyeliner!

    The tax dodge he now calls “a terrible mistake” as though someone from his cash savvy background could not be fully aware of a total scam scheme like that. It buggers belief.

    The aging wanker’s latest tour is called Gagging Order. Well you make me gag cunt.

    • Good point about the cunt Carr looking like a ventriloquist dummy. There are more and more cunts on TV that look like ventriloquist dummies – fucking Jules Hudson and that big-eared cunt who plays Nick Tilsley in Coronation Street to name but two. I’m sure readers can think of many more. How about a Cunts Who Look Like Ventriloquist Dummies page??

  3. Peter cunting Andre….or Jesus Peter Cunting Andre…
    Has got a cunt shaped mouth and was married to a cunt
    And I wish he bleeds like a cunt every three weeks
    Nominate a cunt…there is only one Cunt…

  4. I’d like to nominate that eerie looking frog faced gaping cunt Andrew Lloyd Webber for infesting the west end with his shite, ponsy musicals and for those cunty reality tv ‘find the next starring cunt for Joseph’s Technicuntor Cuntcoat’ talent shows with all those soulless looking, preening attention whore cunts dancing and singing like a bunch of cunts.

    I’d also like to nominate Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps for being a bigoted, hateful cunt, who’s indoctrinated his entire family into his pox ridden cunt philosophy of hating everyone and feeling that they’re superior thereby ruining the lives of his own grandchildren. Then also sending his family out to picket dead servicemen’s funerals and effectively dance on their graves infront of their grieving family and friends, while he stays safely at home being a cunt. What a leading cunt.

  5. Wayne Rooney, a fat fuckwitted cretin type of Cunt with the intellectual ability of 2 week old roadkill; able to earn fucking millions by kicking a ball around (Fucking badly as well).
    Overpaid, Overweight Biddy fiddler with a shit hair transplant. A total Cunt.

  6. Laurie Penny is a posh cunt whose main aim in like is make Britain into an island version of the Soviet Union.

  7. Dear blogger,
    My name is Tatiana and I work in a publish company in Spain. I am writing you on behalf of a client who would like to appear in your blog by means of an advertorial. Your task would be to write and publish a post in exchange for an economic reward.
    If interested, please write me back and I will tell you more about the project.

    Best regards,

    • My dear I respectfully suggest that you go fuck yourself with the aid of a bottle of Cava and some dodgy spanish olive oil. Your client El Cunto is unlikely to have sufficient readies given the fucked state of the spanish economy to remunerate adequately the literary lions of this blog. Does El Cunto seriously believe that the creators of is_a_cunt would prostitute themselves for mere fithy lucre let alone the busted euro?

      They may not but I certainly will.

      Please send me details of what you have in mind and how much El Cunto is willing to pay and we will take it from there. To confirm your identity (these fraudulent times my dear) and for security purposes kindly email me some scans of your old panties and some nice tasty clit pics.

      Yours faithfully

      Sir Limply

  8. PS Tatiana if you have Skype lets set up a conference call. I would like to see how you get on with the Cava.

    Chow for now

    Sir Limply

    • Stoke you are a fucking disgrace. Scanned panties?
      A photocopied muff I can understand but scanned panties are a perversion too far.
      Cunt.

      • As your Cuntship pleases. As one is of a public school background one gets ones jollies in rather more refined ways. Running the old cuntsniffer over a touch screen display of soiled panties always does it for one donchaknow.

        So go pick some scabs of your cock

        Cuntslime

  9. Can I nominate ex-wives as cunts (especially mine Theresa Marie Richardson)
    Apart from ex wives being general cunts, mine fucked off with neighbour, left me with 3 kids. Took me court to see them (Cost me 24k, whilst she didnt pay a penny as she is a low life dole scrounging cunt who got legal aid). Doesnt now bother seeing them (and I’m still paying off the court). Doesnt pay maintainance and gave them £5 worth of christmas presents from pound shop. She surely is the cunt of all cunts

  10. I would like to nominate Martin Roberts the champion cunt who presents Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1. Everything about this cunt screams cuntitude through the TV screen: yes I hate his constant cuntish puns, his cuntish blazers with low buttons to try to make the fat cunt look thinner, but most of all I despise the cunt’s hair which looks like its been fluffed up with a fucking egg whisk to cover up the fact he’s clearly going bald. If ever the Professor of Cuntery chair at Cambridge becomes vacant, this smug fat cunt would be a fucking shoe-in. Also he looks like he’s related to another prize cunt: David Van Day out of Dollar.

  11. I would like to nominate the complete fucking immigrant descended power grabbing sympathy loving cunt louse fucking mensch married to a Zionist Jew cunt, who tries to get sympathy out of other dumb cunts by cunting her bad experiences of cheap dodgy drugs sold to her by other dodgy university cunts because she is to much of a thick cunt to be able to tell decent weed from flymo cuttings. A complete and utter ignorant annoying dumb ass cunt who cries because she cannot handle being called what she is which is a fucking Zionist cunt

  12. Glad to see that a great many of my least favourite c**** are supported by other contributors, Murray, Redknapp, Barlow & Cowell for example. But there are so many other candidates. The odious Brand, and i don`t mean Jo, The dribling twat Oliver, Margaret Bloody Thatcher etc. Will return with a more complete list – it could take some time!

  13. Dan Cunteado update!! Cunt is convicted and banged up by magistrates for 12 weeks. In the great days of Empire we would have topped him or if feeling merciful gelded the cunt and transported him for life with hard labour to some distant hell hole to pay back his thieving.

  14. Edward Putman, Burglar, Rapist, Scumbag and previous resident of many of HMP is indeed a proper fucking low life Cunt.
    Only months after being a fucking spawny bastard and winning £4.9M on the Lottery the Benefit scrounging fucker sticks in claims worth £13,000 before he is finally caught and done for Benefit Fraud.
    A piece of shit well deserving of being kicked to Death. I hope his next stay in pokey ends up with a mass of Arse Banditry splitting his rectum to fuck. The Cunt.

  15. I nominate The Olympics.

    The Mother of all Cunts. Featuring Cunt on a bike, Chris Hoy, Cunt on a diveboard, Tom Daley, Cunt in the water, Rebecca Adlington, Cunty countries, and countless other Cunts, cunting the cunting City up.

  16. Sir,

    May I be so bold as to nominate David Gauke M.P. as one of the biggest cunts of modern times?

    I never thought I’d say this, but I believe he may even out-cunt Chris Huhne – such is his depth of cuntitude.

    If ever a candidate for the lamp-post/piano-wire treatment were more deserving I don’t know of it. The utter, utter cunt.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/tax/9421590/Middle-classes-who-pay-cash-in-hand-morally-wrong-and-aiding-law-breaking-says-minister.html

  17. Clare Fucking Balding, Writer (Of pretentious Shite) Presenter (Of any fucking rubbish that pays) Broadcaster (Now at the Fucking Olympics, Dear God, drolling on about fucking aquatic sporty shite ) and Shergar lookalike with disturbingly creepy lizard type eyes is a proper Grade A Cunt.
    This talentless barge arsed Ditchpig of a woman should have stayed on the racing programmes talking about the horses she so closely resembles. Bad enough her cuntyness infected Wimbledon but she even managed to be the worst fucking presenter of a clutch of fuckwitted Cretins who destroyed the Queens Diamond Jubilee pageant.
    A Bastard FuglyCunt who needs to be locked away in a dark soundproof cell, forever.

  18. What about that one joke wonder cunt Alan fucking Partridge/Steve fucking Coogan.
    He has been doing exactly the same act and ‘joke’ since the 90s.
    What an unfunny self regarding cunt. Aah fucking Aah,.

  19. Julia Bradbury – An uneducated Self opinionated grinning & brainless cunt (can cunts have brains?).
    This useless unemployable dislikeable cunt has only one purpose and that’s to receive an hourly facial of gentleman juice over her chin.
    The people she interviews pretend to like her (cunts) so they can get their face on CUNTrywatch.
    She multitasks – She HAS a cunt & IS a cunt. How many cunts can beat that eh?

  20. Clare Balding. Ugly butch cunting dyke. Does she ever talk about anything other than dogs & horses? How did the horses ever hold that weight without breaking their cunting backs? And she looks like a cunting bloke too.

  21. Yersss. My old gym mistress confirms that Ms Balding indeed likes to Tip The Velvet rather and is a celebrated dyke in Cambridge circles. Suffice it to say that the cunt has only ever had one serious relationship and that with Mr Dildo. I met the father a few times at various cunt balls – a horse breeder and trainer as I recall known for breaking in all his own mares. One steamy August night he fucked his favourite filly and young Clare was the result.

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