Keith Martin

I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.

The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn’t seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain’s arse crack after he’s shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed sores the size of a dinner plate. They probably us a pressure washer on the fat fucker.

All his over eating he informs us is because he’s sad that his parents split up when he was young. Fucking boo hoo! He should get rendered down and the tallow created used to heat OAPs homes this winter!

Nominated by Occams Razor

8 thoughts on “Keith Martin

    • Seriously? You’re a cunt for correcting his correct grammar with your uneducated twattery…cunt!

      Unless, of course, you were being funny…then lol…cunt!

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