Jonathan Ross [4]

I can’t believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?

¬†What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt… what a cunt

Nominated by Corby the Northerner

Actually he is. Three times already, the cunt.

10 thoughts on “Jonathan Ross [4]

  1. I want to nominate TOWIE. A program made by cunts for cunts and featuring the biggest and most useless cunts on the planet. Surely the cuntiest product ever created. You’d have to send a rocket ship to the planet of the cunts to find a bigger selection of complete and utter window licking fuckwit retards. Why is this fucking load of shite on tele anyway? In fact, if anyone disagrees with this nomination you must be a spastic of titanic fucking proportions.

  2. …and OXFAM. They’re cunts too. Parasites wanting you to send them money and your old shit that they can flog to other cunts – who get a sense of smug satisfaction from it, the cunts – so that they spunk the dosh on fucking adverts on tele about cunts starving in third world shit holes while I’m eating my tea. Try and guilt trip me would you you cunts? How much do the management at Oxfam get paid? Bet it’s a fucking shed load, that’s where the money goes. Oxfam? Oxcunt more like.

  3. David Icke is a make believe, bollocks spouting, conning, conniving, make-it-up-as-I-go-along, shite spewing, lizard spotting, WTF?ing, either loony or conman, wanky, turquoise wearing, son-of-god-my-arseing, weirdo, freaky, attention-seeking, philandering, shit-at-football-so-make-up-fucking-fairy-tales cunt .

    Makes me wish that lizard aliens did secretly run the world, coz then they might eat the dickhead.

    He really is like having sex with Aretha Franklin when her vagina has been filled with fibreglass i.e. fucking massive irritating cunt.

    Actually, fuck this, I nominate all the cunts who believe this cunt and buy his shit, thereby being guilty of funding fundamentalist cuntiness around the globe and allowing this fucking dildo to jism his bizarre brand of bollocks all over the place.

    Fucking fucktards.

    • I’ll second that. Dunno if he’s a mad cunt or a lying cunt but do know that he is, most certainly, a complete cunt. And his “fucktards”.

  4. This cunt out cunts even the cuntyest of cunts will someone please fucking shoot him and put him out of our collective misery! If he joined the army he wouldn’t even have to change his name – Major Cunt!

  5. Anyone who saw the Comedy Awards 2013 on channel 4 last night, can see for themselves what a rancid piece of garbage of a cunt this cunt is!

  6. Woss is a cunt. No question…. He is always a piece of shit on the Comedy Awards… And his chat shows are also shite.

    His crappy chat shows are written (that shite is fucking scripted! If you can believe that!), and the dickhead has to rely on cheap laughs and a big screen to show pics to go with his unfunny “gags”. And why can’t he have a female guest on, without resorting to smutty probing and making lewd remarks?! I don’t recall Parkinson, Wogan, or Frost trying to be a comedian or making lecherous comments about tits and knickers to Shirley Maclaine or Audrey Hepburn back in the day…

    Not to mention Woss and that scruffy flyblown cockwomble, Russell Brand, harassing an old man on the phone… Woss got a little slap on the wrist for it, and he continued getting millions of pounds off the Savile sheltering BBC.

    To use his own way of speaking: Wowwa facking wankah!

  7. Dear Jonathan Ross,

    I’ve just shagged your daughter. Who’s laughing now?

    Lots of love,

    Gary Glitter x

  8. I remember when Rolf Harris asked me if I was doing Jonathan Ross this coming Friday night? I said now then now then you know I’m like you Rolf I’ll be doing 2 little boys on Friday night,

    What a cunt

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