Gordon Ramsay is not a cunt.
He’s not a shagging Sara Stewart cunt.
He’s not an upsetting father-in-law Chris Hutcheson cunt.
He’s not a getting-a-superinjunction cunt.
He’s not a sexually-harassing cunt.
He’s not a randomly sacking staff cunt.
In fact, completely offshore blogger AllSeeingEye wants to make clear that Gordon Ramsay is just a completely random no hidden motive cunt.
Never really recovered from seeing him on one programme where he was hunting deer. There he was, rifle in hand and all dressed up in camouflage battledress (disruptive pattern, for the use of) WITH A FUCKING HI-VIZ WAISTCOAT ON TOP.
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My mate Trevor, who also used to not shag Sara Stewart, reckons it is a total lie about Gordon Ramsay being a cunt obviously put about by drug addicts and prostitutes in the pay of the enemies of the people.
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Osama Bib Laden is a dead cunt.
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Nick Clegg has been as effectively shafted as Sara Stewart by David Cameroon and will now have to be the bumboy for the entire cabinet (if he wasn’t that already). Serves the creeping cunt right for wanting to be “The Spokesman For The Coalition”, the public saw him and shot him down in flames. I hope his arse is nipping in anticipation of the rogering to come.
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What nasty, little weasel cunt Vince Cable is. So today he thinks that tories are ruthless, calculating and tribal. What a display of deep and abiding Cuntitude. Weasel Cunt Cable could not calculate that he could not afford university tutition fees before the last election and if the tories are such nasty cunts why the fuck did he climb into bed with them. Because he is just another cunt of a politition who loves the sound of his own voice and who gets even more expenses as a cabinate minister. Cuntitude drips from ever pore of his body.
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He sure is, that “kitchen nightmares” show with the two blubbering pizza twins last night has put me off pizza forever!
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Never really sure how Gordon Ramsay became so famous. Swearing while running a kitchen? Thats London for you!
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David Willetts the tory mp is known as “two brains”–I thought this was because he was so clever–but it turns out that he’s a cunt and both his brains are cunts as well.
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Russell Howard–so called “comedian” is the most un-funny cunt I have ever turned off my telly.Everyone who thinks he’s funny is a cunt too.
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Paddy Mcguinness is a loud unfunny cunt who is nothing but a cunt without a peter kay script.
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Connie Huq is a retarded, Ken Livingston-supporting-while-working-at-the-BBC Cunt.
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CJ de Mooi from Eggheads also known as Cock Jockey de Mooi is a smug,eye rolling, not as clever as he likes to think he is, shit stabbing cunt.
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The Prophet Muhammed.A pedophile.A misogynist.A terrorist.Founder of the world’s most intolerant
Religion. Truly an evil cunt.
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Jay Kay is a midget petrolhead cunt who, when in conversation with Jeremy Clarkson, is one half of the biggest pair of boring cunts in the world
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The manager of a West Yorkshire junior football team that shares part of its name with one of the Glasgow sides is a cunt. Cheating another team (they’re kids, you fucking cunt) out of the the league is one of the lowest things a cunt could do. What a sad, failed, rejected footballer of a cunt.
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Q. What do you call a woman with two Cunts
A. N-DUBZ
Thats my nomination the shit music making chav Cunts, Especially that stupid hat wearing King of Cunts Dappy, Nappy or whatever his stupid cunting name is!
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I nominate Sarah “ToeSucker” Ferguson (once upon a time a real-life Princess but later a demented drunken cunt who tried to sell her husband to the Ay-rabs) who has appeared on Fattest Cunt In The World Oprah’s TV show to cry and whimper how hurt she was that The Queen didn’t send her an invite to The Wedding Of The Century. What fucking planet is this ginger minger on? I wouldn’t invite her to a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding never mind a state occasion watched by half the world’s population. She’d probably have tried to sell Kate to an Ay-rab for a bottle of Chardonnay. Fergie must be in the running for Cunt of the Century surely?
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Nomination : David Laws is a lying two faced thieving cunt
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I can’t believe that Tim Lovejoy is NOT a cunt?!?
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Marco Simmoncelli is a big CUNT for causing Danni Pedrosa”s accident !! What a Fucking CUNT !!!!!
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adam williams. i’d like to nominate those Fuckin Incompetant Fraudulent Assholes (F.I.F.A) for being top-of-the-class, thieving, horrible, pocket-lining, take-any-bribe, 100%, robbing-us-of-a-world-cup, our-fucking-game-anyway, giving-it-to-those-qatari-cunt-sand-dwellers, french-led
C U N T S! fuckin 8.9 on the cunter scale.
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@ Stuart
Agreed NDUBZ are truly world class Cunts, the black stage school plastic gangster cunt and the two greek wanna be black fake cunts should have been drowned at birth the oxygen wasting Cunts.
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Both looks a great couple.
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Gordon Ramsay is the kind of cunt who if treating people like that in any of our workplaces would get a punch in the face and a good hard kick In his ballsack whilst his fat corpulent acne ridden body Would be thrownout the door after an industrial tribunal lasting….oh I dont know about 2minutes. Cunt!
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From HurlingDervish
I like to take the piss out of his pock marked acne scarred ugly fucking jock cunted visage, and overly macho ‘maleness’. But sadly his cunty programmes have me reaching for the off button due to their incomparable fucking boredom levels. I mean the cunt would just get filled in if he talked to someone like me the way he speaks to those silly saps in those programmes. In fact I’d say his TV programmes are on a par with that other stretch armstrong flat topped ugly cunt Simon Cowell’s useless cunty X ‘cunt’ Factor. And that’s saying something.
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the best thing this cunt can do is stick his head in a pan of boiling chip fat. CUNT!
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