29 thoughts on “BMW Drivers

  1. I’d rather drive a good Mondeo than a rubbish BMW which turns most drivers into cunts, even when they wern’t cunts already.

  2. When you buy a bmw you stake a share in the fast lane on the autobahn!
    Even the germans hate the cunts?
    Wankers the lot of em
    BRICKBAT

  3. Interest fact:2
    The bmw is the only car with a built-in cunt and a bumper magnet!
    BRICKBAT

  4. The shopfront in the pcture reminds me. Noddy; why does he have a bell on his hat? Coz he’s a cunt.

  5. I would like to counter-cunt Fidothedog’s nomination by nominating Fidothedog himself for a cunting.

    He’s Welsh, that’s reason enough.

  6. Very judicial application of the rules if I might say so G.O.T.

    Sharon Shoesmith cunted herself at the appeals tribunal yesterday, ‘rightly dismissed’.

  7. TO ALL THE TERRY TURTLEHEAD POLITICAL BLOGGERS
    WHO HAVE ALL OF A SUDDEN OPENED UP THIER COMMENT BLOCKS FOR DEBATE!
    THEO SPARK AND HARRY HOOK (ANOTHER PAIR OF THE OF THE FANFARE)CUNTS?
    I AM A COMMON MAN?

  8. They only open their legs every four years do yankwank and zulu but youvé got to be a member?CUNTS

  9. If a BMW driver is up behind you, then you driver too damn slow and you need to get the mondeo in to the slow lane again. Simple logic really.

    • If a BMW driver is up behind you just keep them there, the BMW will rust away soon like mine did as the rust warranty is only six years – six years less than the Mondeo’s.

  10. i think those middle class labour voting student minority arse licking no life experience anti global warming protest every 5 minute kids are cunts!

  11. From Hurling Dervish-

    Fucking laugh! anyone who buys a BMW must realize that as soon as they drive it from the showroom/garage, the fucking shitheaps depreciate in value by as much as 30%, just for driving it off the forecourt!!!
    Ha ha ha, you fucking slack bladdered, stupid, more money than sense cunts.
    Did you know that there are more BMW’s per head in Slough than there are in any other town in the UK. Methinks that says it all really, fucking Polish drug dealers and Somalian pimps favor the fucking things!!
    Anyway, to all the wanker BMW drivers out there, please continue to drive like twats and eventually you’ll end up on ANPR cameras up and down the land, just waiting for that Section 59 notice from the boys in blue. Fucking mugs!

  12. The ultimate twats car. Always make sure its a BMW you pull out on when driving on the motorway just to piss them off, Wouldn’t be seen dead in a BMW.

  13. saw a bmw speeding round a corner (FFS, it was only second in line after a red light), cunty driver leaning on the ‘orn, tailgating the guy in front who, quite understandably, wasn’t yet doing 90 in a built-up zone.

    bmw drivers defo CUNTS, and this one was undoubtedly a winston kodogo…I wonder if he’d achieved his other ambition in life – a white woman??!

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