Dead Pool

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

72 thoughts on “Dead Pool

  1. That american cunt wossis name presley o Barmy or summat, the nigerian cunt y’know !!!
    The one whose related to that famous towel head wossisname obamma bin lahdedah!!

  2. I’d like to back that jug earred cunt, Bollock Obama. I can’t imagine our friends across the Atlantic will let him see out the rest of the year without at least one redneck, banjo playing, militia type taking a shot at him.

    Failing that, I’ll nominate Tameside Council for about 30 years worth of cuntery. The latest bit being the introduction of a £1,000 fine for walking your dog with a lead longer the 6 feet 6 inches. May they all drown in a huge vat of dog piss. The leftwing cunts.

  3. Zsa zsa gabor for the leader board and an hip replacement?
    First one up for the first one down gets league tabled?
    After all you´ve got an 85 year old man in yer pic ?

  4. I have it on very good authority that Renowned Not-So-Fat-Now, Foppish Piss Dribbling Wildely Oscillating Overgrown Knock Kneed Etonian Looks Like Shit Since He Lost All That Weight Cunt, who never left the Masters office after the very first caning and has been hankering after a Quentin Crisp-esque type of vainglorious legendary status ever since, because he’s such an anal cunt,Stephen Fry, will be the next leaf to gently and quite deliberately float from the tree of cuntiness and flutter towards the ground in a stereotypically melodramatic over-gesticulated and effeminate manner, and if he doesn’t then he’s an even bigger Limp Dicked pussy than he even deserves credit for, the Big Pansified Cunt.

  5. Gadaffi, note how he has got rid of the military uniform and gone all ‘Arab’, what a plastic faced genocidal muslim cunt!

  6. This time I used the search box and found that Anjem Choudary whose cuntitude
    knows no bounds was not listed.
    ANJEM CHOUDARY prize Islamic cunt way above even that cunt George Galloway

  7. I’m not even going to fucking say anything.

    But it’s a good nomination though. We’ll do him again.

    Put nominations for new cunts in the comments of the latest post though…this thread is for the Dead Pool competition. Ta!

  8. This is a repeat(need a new computer)
    I nominate Alex Jones(American batshit crazy polemecist)as well as that cunt of cunts DAVID ICKE
    one of Jones’ friends and colleagues.
    Icke’s career as a professional cunt has blossomed
    in the USA; probably because there are more mad conspiracy theorists there,than here;who are willing to entertain the mad.
    He’s even acquired an American accent.(a pathognomic
    feature of a true cunt)

  9. Checked out that piece of shit Ken Livingstone and did not find him!
    Now this turd has worked very hard to endorse his reputation as a universal cunt.
    I therefore nominate him for his effort.

  10. Until I came across this site I hadn’t realised how many people out there are complete cunts.

  11. I think that poxy author and shit singer John Robb deserves to be on the cunt list self obsessed twat,only he can write a tribute to Polystyrene and manage to include tow videos of himself! shameless cunt!

  12. Micheal McIntyre is a posh, blusher wearing, floppy haired, dildo riding cunt. Only cunts find his cunty jokes funny. Cunt!

  13. Er didn’t the anonycunt who went for Dennis Hopper get this? Or does it not count as he didn’t follow Rule 1 of the Rules of Cunt Apportionments? Anyway I nominate Colonel Gaddafi, up next with an RPG up his orange dress, silly cunt (yes again some other cunt named him first but they can’t claim it as Anonymous, and I’ve drunk a fuck load of alcopiss to claim my title thanks)

  14. Yeah King Binge, rule 1 is rule 1, you rule breaker. D’ya get me though (sucking teeth). P.S never mention Fight Club!

  15. Nick Grimshaw is a smug mug of a cunt. Sytle the nation?, what so we can all look like faggy cunts like you, fuck off. Cuntish hairstyle, cuntish clothes, cuntish accent and the opinions of an utter cunt. Go suck the barrel of a gun you cunt. BANG! and the cunt is gone!

  16. Wedgie Benn looks like one,
    Harriet Harmon’s got one
    Ed Milliband is one
    All surpassed by Michael the biggest one of
    All Time!

  17. Craig David is a cunt who should have been a miscaridge. In fact he looks like a miscaridge. He wears shit hats and doesn’t know what day it is. His beard as almost as shit as his songs. I hope he gets cancer. CUNT (recomended by TEZ)

  18. Michael Douglas – the cunt will probably die on the job after an overdose to get it up!

    of maybe Gaddafi if the cunts at NATO ever get their finger out!

  19. Unless any of those silly cunts who can’t post in the correct box have come to a premature demise I see a winner

    .243 Win said…

    Amy Winehouse. Got to be up there as a contender next time she falls off the wagon.
    13 March 2010 11:55

    Well predicted sir, I hope you had a few quid on it at the bookies too and blew your winnings on vodka and cocaine. It’s what she would have wanted.

    Bit of a poor fucking show all round if you ask me, over a year before we had a winner.

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