He used to go to a local hairstylist, drove all the way from Smelly Bottom, scowled like a cunt if someone else had parked on ‘his’ double yellow line; treated the staff like shit by all accounts.
Agreed, killing ppl on tv for ‘entertainment’ is a no-no Niel, you fuckwit idiot cunt. Should be boiled in his own shit. The fucking tidy-bearded cunt!
I thought he was a smarmy cunt on Swap Shop. The only time I watched it was when The Jam and Tom ‘The definitive Dr. Who’ Baker were on it. I was always a Tiswas kid (although Tarrant is a cunt too! Sally James was ace though!)…
He used to go to a local hairstylist, drove all the way from Smelly Bottom, scowled like a cunt if someone else had parked on ‘his’ double yellow line; treated the staff like shit by all accounts.
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Deal or No Deal – watching people opening boxes whilst this cunt is philosophising about the ‘Theory of Box Opening’. My worst nightmare.
Although, he is refusing to pay his TV Licence. I don’t know if this:
A) Being Tight
B) Sour grapes at losing a lucrative BBC Contract
C) He’s a top bloke.
I suspect A and B.
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Yes, Noel is a Deal or No Deal cunt alright!
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@ Gigits
you forgot option D) He is a CUNT
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And now he wants to buy the BBC! A) It’s not for sale. B) You are not allowed to kill people for entertainment purposes, so fuck off
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Agreed, killing ppl on tv for ‘entertainment’ is a no-no Niel, you fuckwit idiot cunt. Should be boiled in his own shit. The fucking tidy-bearded cunt!
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I thought he was a smarmy cunt on Swap Shop. The only time I watched it was when The Jam and Tom ‘The definitive Dr. Who’ Baker were on it. I was always a Tiswas kid (although Tarrant is a cunt too! Sally James was ace though!)…
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Keith Chegwin is a cunt too!
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Ah, Tiswas, happy days 🙂 Sally James, yes please
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Even my dad watched it for Sally James. And I remember the poster of the leather clad Suzi Quatro he had in the garage…
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